the big legendaries

i spent a good chunk of valentine's day throbbing while "arguing" with someone about how much we wanted each other and surrounded by a bunch of people touching and reaching in their pant pockets and bra cups for dirty treasures. and then i went out on a limb with an unrequited text . . . and mms to be more precise.

none of which was on my who-to-do list for this valentine's weekend. i wanted to touch (at some address that wasn't my own) and be touched (at somebody's spa). but one of the best moments of my 3 day weekend was watching shaq give me a new nickname. i shall call them "the big legendaries". the them will take on different meaning and intrigue as i see fit.

i didn't know who i missed more this weekend: the ex, the first or the missed opportunity. . . .

would you believe i waited up for these questions? hi, i'm private and i have a problem. . . .

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
my church. i give both.

2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
queen where ive gotta many bruises. i sleep on the side closest to the door (right) unless i have an overnight guest.

3. How important is a partner's kissing ability?
important enough to make a difference. i don't think it would work out well if we couldn't get the kissing worked out. i'm a kissy face. and it's a given that he should kiss other places well also.

4. Have you ever "taken advantage" of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been "taken advantage" of while under the influence of alcohol?
i don't drink in excess enough to be taken advantage of. although the one time he brought smirnoff ices (yes i'm kinda a light weight - but i did drink like 3), i decided to investigate the whoopla about this head thing. ive never heard a complaint then or since.

5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
not at a beach. but i have pinned and been pinned against walls, beds, cars, speakers, etc. while liplocked in passionate kisses.

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?
i really shoulda been pregnant a few times already but i guess it really wasn't my time and he wasn't the dude to be tied for all of eternity. i was on the pill and between those hormones and my own active late-twenties womanhood, i got thicker in all the good places. i like the ease of transition pills give you but condoms are always in the bottom drawer.