TMI for Turkey Day

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
My aunt's yellow turnips. She only makes them for Thanksgiving. Otherwise, I'd say my grandmother's dressing sans gizzards (yuck!) but sometimes we are lucky enough to get some around October.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
T-Pain. No question about it. Zapp & Roger would put my grandkids through college with that request.

3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Call up a friend and invite him/her to dinner. My treat.

4. What is your favorite curse word?
Phrasal. WTF. With the voice-inflection.

5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Wow. Selfishly I'd go back to the point where I was too afraid to actually have the relationship I wanted. And then choose the relationship over the apprehension.

Bonus (as in optional): You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Shape-shifter. That way I can adapt to any situation and still be true to myself. Or invincibility like when you get the star on Super Mario Brothers. I could use some invincibility in my life.