Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness

1. How often do you talk to your siblings?
The bio, whenever he wants to ask for a ride or borrow 37 cents. The sisters: one everyday all day, the others often enough.

2. How well do you deal when given an ultimatum?
Dunno. Don't remember being given one. But if it's grounded in reality, I'll weigh it.

3. Have you ever dated someone or had a lover who had an emotional or mental disorder?
Lol. Undiagnosed bipolar, depression, something was up. Wish him the best, but that's her issue now.

4. How do you feel about crossdressing?
I can wear HIS tie, but he CANNOT wear my wrap dress no matter how flattering the cut may be.

5. Have you ever lied about the number of sexual partners you have had to someone? Why?
No. Never had to. That's one thing I believe in full disclosure about. You don't get to play with MY health. Straight talk makes for straight understanding.

6. Does your significant other have the same political and religious views that you do? How often do you discuss politics and religion with them?
My significant buddies tend to fall within the range. They make take a slight left when I go straight but we respect each other's views.

7. What sport, if any, do you find to be most boring?
Golf. Never watched it but it just sounds boring and stupid.

8. Have you ever honestly peed in the pool?
Yes.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

TMI Tuesday

You find a fairy. With a wave of their wand they can change anything for you.

What is the one thing you would change about your body?
The belly. Either put a baby in it or get it off of me! lol

What is the one personality trait you would change?
My assertiveness. But I'm working on that.

What is the one thing about your job you would change?
Increase the salary, which would include expensing my parking.

What is the one thing about your home you would change?
I'd have my own beautifully decorated something to call my own where I would feel safe and secure and build my family home or use as rental income when me and the hubby trade up our family home.

What is the one thing about your Significant Other you would change?
His existence. I'd BRING him into manifested existence in my life. lol

Who is the one person you would poof out of your life and why?
He's gone. Lesson learned.

Who is the one person you would poof back in and why?
My buddy. To tell him how much I appreciated him holding me down back in the day. He shared my heavy with me. Too bad his wife thinks I'm a threat. Sweetheart, I ASSURE you I'm not. lol

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness - Because I'm Procrastinating. . .

1. You just bought a snazzy new leather jacket for an awesome price at the local outlet shop. When you got it home you found $2000 (cash) in the jacket's inner pocket. What are you going to do?
Keep it. I bought the jacket and it's contents! Then I'd pay for my St. Lucia trip outright and put the rest in a 6 month CD to be taken out and added to the rest of my spending money!

2. If you could change or eliminate one wedding tradition, what would it be? What is your favorite wedding tradition?
I dunno how traditional it is, but the little boy that runs around ringing the bell and screaming "the bride is coming. the bride is coming." Who is he? Paul Revere? Not having that at my wedding. My favorite wedding tradition is the committed, loving, healthy marriage part.


3. If you were on Gilligan’s Island, who would you want to share your hut with? Who would you consider it torture to have to share a hut with?
Seeing how I've never really watched the show I can't really say. But I would guess my sistas because the jokes won't stop and when they do, they can take they asses and sit in a tree (lol) and an available attractive man because who wants to be stranded with a bunch of estrogen carriers? lol

4. Have you ever called your current significant other by another name at any point? What happened?
I have no current. But I don't think I've called my exes by another's name to them. Maybe in conversation with someone else . . . So nothing happened.

5. If you were going to be famous under a stage name, what would you pick your stage name to be? Why? What do you want to be famous doing?
Rebecca Amanda Armstrong. I dunno why. It's been my pseudonym since 96. But I don't want to be famous. No scratch that. Fame might be okay. I don't want to be a celebrity.

6. During sex, do you ever fantasize about someone other than your partner?
Never had a reason to . . .

7. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
Too quiet. I can usually tune out noise and loudness. Hard to tune out quiet and silence.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness - Take 2

Because it's Wednesday night and I'm bored.

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are?
3 inches taller would make me 5'11 flat footed and 6'2 in heels. I already have a hard time finding dudes that are tall enough. Shorter definitely shorter.

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you?
hateful. ostentatious/look at me. unfeeling/apathetic.

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line?
Yep. Soda. I was thirsty.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why?
an iPod touch with the largest capacity (because I need more space), my 09/10 navy Camry with gray or beige interior (bc Toyotas are great on gas), a beautifully decorated 4 bedroom house with an in-ground pool on LI?

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before?
Yes. I put myself to sleep.

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have.
motherhood, teaching, my own biz

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex?
No, but I encouraged him to answer a few times. Funny, funny mess.

Wednesday Weirdness - The Ex Files

Wednesday Weirdness, The Ex Files


1. When your relationships end, are you the instigator of the breakup or the recipient?
The last one I was the instigator. Took a while but I did it.

2. Do you save things from your ex, or get rid of them? If you save them, how? If you trash them, how?
I still have the letters I wrote him. A couple of tee shirts I sleep in. A picture of him as a child and a picture for the first night we met. I wish I kept my first ex's HS jersey - but it meant so much to him, I gave it back.

3. Describe your favorite ex?
Lol this sounds like such an oxymoron to me. But my favorite ex is hands down my first bf. He is/was my best friend (I always get confused as to what tense to use. We don't speak any more but that doesn't change the friendship and love we once shared). We could talk about anything. We encouraged each other and sincerely wanted the best for each other even if we couldn't be that best. We supported each other. The quality time was outstanding.

4. Do you consider a friend's ex off limits?
As a rule yes. But if anything should develop always ask your friend first.

5. Have you ever had sex with an ex? Why?
Simply put, something to do, habit, rehashing old memories, reconnecting.

6. If you had a choice between spending the rest of your life with your worst ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend, or your HS Nemesis, who would you choose?
I didn't have a high school nemesis so that choice is clear. My worst ex isn't a bad person altogether, he just sucked the big one as a relationship partner.

7. Would you ever create a YouTube video or a website celebrating your exes' flaws?
No. He already did that. He's the jack of all trades, master of none. He is indecisive and unfocused. He's great at whatever he's focused on but his attention gets drawn in too many directions. But you didn't ask all that did you?