Tuesday, November 25, 2008

TMI for Turkey Day

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
My aunt's yellow turnips. She only makes them for Thanksgiving. Otherwise, I'd say my grandmother's dressing sans gizzards (yuck!) but sometimes we are lucky enough to get some around October.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
T-Pain. No question about it. Zapp & Roger would put my grandkids through college with that request.

3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Call up a friend and invite him/her to dinner. My treat.

4. What is your favorite curse word?
Phrasal. WTF. With the voice-inflection.

5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Wow. Selfishly I'd go back to the point where I was too afraid to actually have the relationship I wanted. And then choose the relationship over the apprehension.

Bonus (as in optional): You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Shape-shifter. That way I can adapt to any situation and still be true to myself. Or invincibility like when you get the star on Super Mario Brothers. I could use some invincibility in my life.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Wednesday . . .

My pillows are in! Woohoo! Soft place to lay my head, drugs, only missing 2 things to make this day the best.

Yea I'm weird but that's what Wednesdays are for!

1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. I can be nekkid for free!

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl typically, but I can do the morning thing when necessary.

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
Yep. Thanks NYC taxi who hit me in the ass a year ago!

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Yes completely subconsciously in my sleep. I was freaked out!

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
Warm, half baked chocolate chip cookies, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Pepsi, shrimp, pasta . . .

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
Neither. My child might wanna be president one day.

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
Nope. Sounds like a bucket of throw up and animal ish. No thanks.

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?
2. I wouldn't call it gullible. I trust you didn't lie until I find out otherwise.

Monday, November 17, 2008

A (Mild) TMI Tuesday

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
In a movie theater when I saw The Secret Life of Bees

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
Solo, 10. With people I love seeing me, 8. With new people seeing me, 4.

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
Definitely a year, maybe 2. I lost track.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
I would have to answer no to the intercourse.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Almost every day Pepsi is my upper. Chocolate is my anti-depressant.

Bonus:
Name three words that:
a) get you excited - I want you
b) make you squirm - I want you
c) make you laugh - I want you (lmao)

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Wanted: Firm. Warm. Perfect fit.

Concave. Release and relief. On the bed. On the floor. In the car. While traveling. Know what I want? A pillow silly. An ergonomic concave pillow. TMI Tuesday was yesterday silly. Seriously. I need this pillow. I've seen in a hundred times when I wasn't looking. Now that I want it, he . . . I mean the pillow is unavailable. My flattened pillows just don't fold and bend and support and bring restful relief the way it used to. Must. Get. Pillow. Today.

1.) When was your last visit to an emergency room? What happened?
For me, November 2nd, 2007. Examination following the car accident. For my 77 year old grandmother who decided to stand on a bed to hang curtains for Christmas last year. She fell and had a pretty nasty gash under her eye. I thought she might've fractured her cheekbone. Just had a nasty black eye for Christmas.

2.) Who do you look more like: Mom, dad or another relative?
My mother! Sometimes I walk by a mirror and I SWEAR the reflection is hers.

3.) What sounds annoy you?
A sleepy, whiny child. I have a high tolerance and I don't take my frustrations out on the child, but I'm like enough already. just go to sleep! And vacuuming. Just noise for no reason.

4.) What are three movies could you (or have you) watch(ed) over and over and still love?
The same ones prolly I will watch during my post-op hiatus: Love & Basketball, RAW, Brown Sugar (need dvd), Best Man (need dvd) Oops. That was 4.

5.) Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Nope just a better me. The grass may seem greener, but their water bill is definitely higher.

6.) What do you think of when you think of Paris?
I hear the Parisans are rude and the weather can suck at times, but I'd like to go to develop my own opinions.

7.) What'​ s the last sport​ing event​ you watch​ed?
Can't say. Football has been on but I've been bloggin or emailing or doing other things that drew my attention away from the game.

​8.) What do you think about sexual Role Playing?
Who I am is enough to work with on its own . . . so I've heard. w

Monday, November 10, 2008

TMI Tuesday

1. Ever been skinny dipping?
Nope. My nekkidness isn't for public consumption.

2. How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity?
Not often enough. I'm a kissyface. I kiss hello, goodbye, on commercials, because you blinked, because I smiled, just because.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Do you think 'content' and 'happy' the same thing?
I am 7-8 on the contentment scale. And content and happy are NOT the same thing. Things/people make you happy. You embrace contentment. Subtle but powerful distinction. Contentment is realizing that not everything is good but things will work out for your good.

4. What do you do to relieve stress?
Depends. Vent, think, blog, talk, hug, cry, cuss, envelope myself in music. Sex works but is a complicated, short lived route. Eat and sleep. Ask for support. And then address what what stressing me out.

5. What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?"
We could talk about everything. We understood each other and he valued me for me. He was genuine. Never pressured. And no matter which of the 3 outcomes we got, I knew he'd support us by supporting me. I was right. He was the best man for the job. Although the position has since been refined. lol

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...)
2 months shy of my 18th birthday. Valentine's weekend.