wednesday

1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy?
she thinks because something interests/challenges her that that is supposed to interest/challenge me. we're close, but not identical sista.

2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have?
waterproof and easy to clean.

3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you?
i'd prolly spend time tightening up "the area" and playing with my new toy, so i'd prolly take the day off to enjoy as much of the full gamut of being a dude.

4. Do you use curse words in front of children?
i try not to but my nephew will say something like "don't say ass ladies. ass is not a nice word, so don't say ass okay? or fuck either."


5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in?
binderella or bambi

6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse?
if we are already in motion, i'd raise my eyebrow like you better not unless someone is actively on fire. but if we were in cool down mode, i'd take that as an invitation to mess with him. i've done it before, a few times. his cousin took the hint, but he held it together to talk to his mother. i didn't stop though. ain't i a stinka?

7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.)
vacationing with a guy i'm seeing, jetskiing, and giving birth